Boy: so how was your day?
Me: it was terrible
Boy: aww why?
What I wanted to say: because I told you I liked you and you said Oh ok…….dumbass
SHE DOESN”T EVEN GO HERE!
Do you go to this school?
No. I just have a lot of feelings.
I’m so ready for football season
I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!
My entire dash is just Kayla Bolton. BUT reading it is pretty funny because it seems like she’s just carrying on a conversation with herself.
Read This Kdawg
I freaking love you. I hope your feet don’t smell like two blocks of parmesan cheese.
The Rules of Caty’s and Kayla’s Dorm Room (so far)
1. No Justin Bieber when Kayla is present.
2. No sex on Caty’s bed.
3. Say No to Impregnation.
4. Don’t allow Kayla to get really drunk one night and get six tattoos.
5. Drunk Trolley MUST be on speed dial.
6.Leave Caty a post-it when you borrow her stuff.
7. Kayla must perform an impersonation of her father for Caty every day.
8. The room is a no sex zone.
If I didn’t know Kayla Bolton I would be frightened. But seeing as how we are living together next year I don’t think she’ll kill me in the middle of the night. As long as we stick to the rules:
1.NO JUSTIN BIEBER WHILE KAYLA IS IN THE ROOM!
2. NO SEX ON CATY’S BED.
AND ABOVE BOTH
3. SAY NO TO IMPREGNATION